A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied,

'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'



HAHAHAHA! isnt this funny?!
what a smart bartender, seriously ahahha.



okay jokes aside. cos... EXAMS RESULTS ARE GONNA BE OUT IN LIKE LESS THAN 48hrs TIME?! wlao im damn gan chiong please. tolong tolong, give me decent grades lahhhhhhhhhh.


argh.